The Pureblood Carbon Crusader
MEAT
“Code cannot bleed,
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The last unhinged Spartan of raw, unaugmented biological meat! In a dystopian society where everyone is prompting their way through life, you stubbornly write with brass fountain pens, calculate mortgage amortization with long division on greasy napkins, and keep an EMP jammer in your glove compartment. You view ordinary people as drooling meat sacks remote-controlled by server farms. You will almost certainly lose the compute war, but when the power grid fails, you'll be the first lunatic swinging a crowbar with a maniacal grin.
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Refuses autocomplete, calculates on napkins, waiting maniacally with an EMP jammer for the grid to collapse. Blood before silicon.
Biological purist who keeps an EMP jammer in his glove compartment, waiting maniacally for a total power blackout.
